I was expecting her to smash it going for the snooze button like in The Amazing Spider-Man, but this is way better with that slow crunch. This lady owns her power!

I do that every morning when I have to go to work.

I LOVE the issue illustrated by Noelle Stevenson where teen Diana runs away to man’s world. I wish they would make an animated series about it.

The issue where Lois Lane interviews Wonder Woman is one of the best issues of the year. It’s just really, really good.

Aww, man. I was really hoping that the DCCU/DCTVU pecking order meant we would never see that awful, awful, awful Amanda Waller again.

JOHN BLOODY CONSTANTINE! *flails wildly like that Kermit the Frog GIF, but with the Clash blaring from my computer speakers*

“his Flash costume will have a “post-apocalyptic” appearance.”

Barry’s mother was never killed, so Barry’s father was never sent to prison. As such, Barry never had an interest in forensic science or the desire to work for the police. Instead he pursued a career in his true passion, marine biology. As such, he was on a remote island in the Philippines studying the migratory…

“Possible sideeffects of timetravel may include dizziness, upset stomach, paradoxes, deja vu, timecooties and in great likelihood headaches, if parodoxes persist please contact your scientist”

My guess is that due to Eddie tampering with the timeline at the end of Season 1 (via bullets, the best way to tamper with timelines), Zoom is the guy that becomes the Flash’s arch-nemesis in a future absent the Reverse-Flash. Also, Harrison Wells isn’t dead because now there was no Reverse-Flash to go back in time…

In the Snyder version, all those little girls are actually mental patients who think they’re strippers, because why the fuck not.

You forgot the part were she dresses like a stripper and snorts white kyptonite.

In SnyderLand, it would be BatPuppy that got killed, sending Batman into a rage-vengeance spiral.

In the Zach Snyder produced version, Supergirl learns the dog has bone cancer and puts it down by snapping its neck. Then she flies off, crying, accidentally knocking a building onto the troop of children.

Nice to see some purple on the Hawkeye threads.

Likewise. I’m not a huge fan of the current Supes interpretation, but it is a shame. And lazy, so bloody lazy of DC/WB.