I think I know who they need to solve this crisis:

Truth

When she first hung it, it was in the rafters. Now it’s at the chair-rail.

My family has watched war movies together. It’s really not unusual. As for the rest of the criticisms of the quotes, they’re a bit harsh and mean-spirited.

“makes you want to do something brave like this for your own nation...” – Uh oh future MAGA follower

Bosco: George Costanza’s Pin Code.

What THE FUCK is wrong with pumpkin spice lattes?

I was about to defend her, but then I saw her anti-Italian “Cocowop” remark.

Training for the Holy Trinitatholon.

She will probably ascend better than most too....

Getting into an aero tuck requires good habits, since the hems can get caught in the crank.

everyone w/hernia or knows someone w/hernia: just because your hernia or the person’s hernia you know doesn’t present medically the same as Aaron Carter’s hernia, doesn’t mean his hernia issues are not legit /rant

Jesus. Okay. The DUI wasn’t terribly funny to begin with, but none of it is funny anymore. We just crossed the Amanda Bynes line from “oh hahah silly celebrities doing dumb stuff!” into having to acknowledge that something is seriously wrong. I’m glad Carter is able to talk about it. I hope it gets easier to manage.

Can’t say I blame him!

one of the most beautiful women in the world

I love her. She is everything.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

Wayne did.