It’s got to be very duff for duff losing all her duff but I don’t really give a duff.

How can I WWHL last night , its not live it would make no sense.

Remember when puff daddy killed all those people.

Imagine if she was on Carson.

Captain’s Log, supplemental, Stardate 72717

hmmm, I wonder if anyone every asked Benedict Arnold what his thoughts on the Monroe doctrine where.

They’re mass protest in the streets, riots in Baltimore, cops shot in NYC, Texas , oh wait…

I bought this t-shirt on sale from the hbo store the first season Game of thrones came out. I still consider it one of my best purchases

old married women who haven’t seen a new peen in a while.

Evan rachel wood is a witch i’ve been saying it for years all we need is a duck to make sure as we all know:

Guess my jokes bombed worst then the beach at Dunkirk, hey-yo.

Exactly , although the picture of Jlo’s ass hanging in my house hasn’t aged at all.

She must have a portrait of her ass hanging in her house that ages.

My favorite quotes in no particular order:

Hmmm, i love bosco on my japanese breakfast.

Are you telling me that shark week has jumped the human.

I just suspect Theron is so far up in that stratosphere her own ass.