mistressofthebluehorizons
MistressoftheBlueHorizons
mistressofthebluehorizons

Everybody.

The only way these old coggers and boy blokes will be happy is if they have an episode were they go back in time and benny hill accidentally rips off the new dr.who’s skirt then chases her around with that music playing.

This is who dr. who fans used before it became cool to like dr who,  12 year boys and men who never saw a girl naked , now your taking that away from them.

Didn’t a blond lady get killed by the police the other day.

Its an old world Italian thing. anything scandalous that happened in the past you dont talk about. Like you dont bring up aunt zazee’s first husband louie, you forget they exist and move on.

Hey mikey paison, you look like a prize mamaluke with this overhere. Forgettaboutit, hey yo will talk it over some sausage and gravy.

I saw that Mariah carey appearance it was very odd. She comes out meets the contestants then Jamie fox brings her over to a piano, she sits down, Then gets up and leaves. Me and my mom were like what the hell just happened.

Naomi Watts, Oscar nominee and twin sister of Nicole Kidman

Stage fright, go away
This is my big day
This is my time to be a star!
And the thrill that I feel
It’s really unreal
I can’t believe I’ve come this far!
This is my time to be a star!

Weak tea.

Some assembly required, personality not included.

I’m waiting on her next book :

Slam, da duh duh, da duh duh
Let the girls be girls.

Funny Fairuza Balk is now a dental hygienist:

Why does aaron carter have 614K followers on twitter, thats fake right, its fake mean its gotta be fake followers or something right, please tell its fake. I hope its fake, yeah its totally fake.

It would be funny if she really was killing all these republicans. And they were all cowering and hiding at home, ”oh sir you got a message from Hillary its just a picture of a black hand, GULP.”

 Sir Rumi carter sounds like the bum on my block who drinks rum all day. Oh there he is ol’ sir rumi carter.

Another victim of killary the jack the ripper of our time.

Not if i have anything to say about it.

Thank you, i thought i was alone.