mistressofthebluehorizons
MistressoftheBlueHorizons
mistressofthebluehorizons

Whowho?

All the viewers of drake and josh have forgotten about drake too until this article.

These two are made for each other , one runs wikileaks and the other hopes her silicon breast don’t leak.

armadillo leprosy holy shit - Hey Ma put down that aramadillo right now !!!!

“What kind of ice cream goes best with armadillo?”

did he mention lebron james posse, oh yeah that was phil jackson.

Lorde-y I hope she does crepes.

I think Ronan’s father agrees:

What about Señor Spielbergo.

I was put to sleep and abused by mr. cosby too, I paid to see ghost dad in the theaters.

I thought it was theo and denise who were dreadlocked.

Hmmm, lets take a look at this jury, now i see why:

How dare people blame t-cruise for this mum-strosity the fault lies with xenu , the fault always lies with xenu. you know he has to ruin him before tom saves the planet from negative engrams.

Jezebel an ansel are like everygirl ever who are like i hate this guy but constantly talk about him ; just fuck already.

This is fine as long as the little magic gnome that lives under a specific rock in a central park and speaks with yoko everyday gets writing credit for her tweets too.

Pierce Brosnan and his wife went to the beach. [Us Weekly]

What is she victim of getting drunk and rubbing her pussy on some dudes face.

Let me check i have to ask my mexican friend.

She’s pretty hot for a poet laureate, I would definitely slam this poet.

Bella: Do I make you tHorney baby