I wasn’t even bugged by the term “conscious uncoupling”!

Thanks ariel, nobody told me there would be a full moon at the beach tonight.

Sorry, Ill stick with my 1920 skimmer hat.

Great now they will have to have someone in the co-pilot seat flying the jet while t. cruise sits in the front thinking hes the one flying.

There’s only one response,  a crappy pop song which uses a lot of innuendo but never names katy perry specifically leaving fans to pour over the track trying to decipher every note, every lyric to determine exactly what TS meant to say.

Am i allowed to imagine this is a photo from trump’s funeral ?

Legend has it that after many pasty englishmen attempted it was Joe Alwyn who fit into the “I love T.S.” tanktop thus ultimately becoming taylor swift’s next boyfriend.

Wow these brave soldiers of isis courageously killed the most dangerous crusaders. Like the vicious eight year old crusader you know she could have been really dangerous to the caliphate, did you see her photo its frightening, or the crusader mom picking up her kids a big threat to the mujahedeen…

This guy definitely got pussy galore in his time. this death has left me shaken but not as stirred as if Sean Connery died.

They’re muslims so thats literally the last thing they would take credit for.

Moby can’t get rid of his obsessed fan.

Swish, Swish ? ive been watching the nba playoffs and its more like brick, brick for the San Antonio spurs. Maybe I should have taken this to deadspin.

remember when the republicans were trying to say she had some mysterious illness, She looks pretty healthy here avoiding faux trump grabbies.

Isn’t it suppose to be this is amazeballs not amazingballs. that made me laugh.