Personally, I was more amused by the “[The military] has done a job as usual” sentence. Dunno if it was a typo by Stassa or what he actually said, but I find it funny nonetheless. The military didn’t do a great job or a terrible job, they just did A job. As usual. Because every other industry just sits on their asses…

Sooo they’re trying to block abortion by denying funds used for contraception, which is actually the most efficient way to *prevent* abortions. This “pro-life” movement is not really about preventing abortions. It’s about (and always has been about) policing the sexual behavior of women and limiting their family…

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

“It’s my job, it’s my life,” Lahren sais. “Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you, and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it, it hurts.”

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.

RIP, Charlie! I know when you get to heaven, Prince will welcome you with open arms. And pancakes!

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

That’s how capitalism works tho.

Shortest version? Dump United stock and keep dumping it until all corporations are taught the lesson that Americans will not be treated in this way. I would be happy to see a Chapter 11 filing at this point and feel justified in asking for the CEO and the management team defending this incident be removed for cause.

the market has spoken. It said “fuck United and all their bullshit”

sorry

What the fuck, are you serious? The man paid for his ticket. He paid for a ticket to go on that plane.

America is so fucked right now because the Government has turned the keys to the kingdom over to corporations.

Good.

I can understand being upset that something you worked on ended up getting pulled. I’ll bet she was very excited about having a campaign-that’s a big fucking deal.

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

It’s positively goiter-like in that photo.

That dress would be lovely if it didn’t make Abigail Breslin look VERY pregnant.

This is Patrick Swayze’s replacement. I’m looking at a photo of him and I’ve already forgot what he looks like.