Personally, I was more amused by the “[The military] has done a job as usual” sentence. Dunno if it was a typo by Stassa or what he actually said, but I find it funny nonetheless. The military didn’t do a great job or a terrible job, they just did A job. As usual. Because every other industry just sits on their asses…

Sooo they’re trying to block abortion by denying funds used for contraception, which is actually the most efficient way to *prevent* abortions. This “pro-life” movement is not really about preventing abortions. It’s about (and always has been about) policing the sexual behavior of women and limiting their family…

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

“It’s my job, it’s my life,” Lahren sais. “Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you, and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it, it hurts.”

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.

RIP, Charlie! I know when you get to heaven, Prince will welcome you with open arms. And pancakes!

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

I can understand being upset that something you worked on ended up getting pulled. I’ll bet she was very excited about having a campaign-that’s a big fucking deal.

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

It’s positively goiter-like in that photo.

That dress would be lovely if it didn’t make Abigail Breslin look VERY pregnant.

I thought about that, the fact that Baby was older than me when I first saw Dirty Dancing, but just objectively, Jennifer Grey circa DD looked more mature than Abigail Breslin does circa now. And Patrick Swayze looked like a man, 100%, so their physical pairing read as adult. I’m guessing they’re casting a young look…

This is not a good photo.

Exactly. It’s not like this is going to be better or even comparable. This was a childhood fav of mine and I’m pretty salty about this.

My parents made me wait until I was 16 before I could see this movie. I thought it was because of the abortion subplot. Turns out they were afraid I’d run off with a guy instead of going to college.

This is Patrick Swayze’s replacement. I’m looking at a photo of him and I’ve already forgot what he looks like.

I believe 17 or 18. She was going to start at Mount Holy Oak in the fall (per Jerry Orbach’s line).

Someone should warn Abigail Breslin not to get a nose job.