I had no idea Abraham Lincoln was at parliament. What’s the story behind his statue? I guess I get the ones who lived in the Commonwealth, but Lincoln has me confused.

Is Babar fucked up? I thought it was a Socialist Utopian fantasy when I read it to my kid....

Soooo... basically white geekboys are throwing temper tantrums that their preferred media doesn’t reflect them? Huh. Wonder how THAT feels...

I make sure to get a walk outside (in as natural an area as possible) for at least 30 minutes a day.

That is a lot of stress! I usually take baths with bathbombs or oils or something so the water is all colorful and pretty. Cooking or baking. And drinking alcohol, though that I don’t recommend. If I’m feeling depressed about my life in general, I watch Girls the tv show (borrowed from the library) because it makes…

Do you want to go to a baby shower for people you don’t know? I can see going to a house party where you didn’t know the host and there was going to be a keg and maybe some hot guys to hook up with; however, I cannot wrap my mind around buying a baby gift and playing those dumbass games and eating finger sandwiches…

The worst thing is that if you go, you’re going to have to buy a baby shower gift for a random person.

Address it. It’s not really normal to withhold affection or be grumpy towards your partner based on a haircut. If he had a strong sexual preference for longer hair, that’s something he should have told you about long ago. If he’s defaulting to negative reinforcement instead of proactive communication, that’s something…

I will be hosting a baby shower soon and I’d be really baffled to see people I don’t even know at our party. I think you’re right in this.

Is the friend who invited you the host? If so, still kinda weird. If not, wtf. Guests don’t get to add additional guests. I wouldn’t go if only because it sounds boring to go to a stranger’s baby shower, regardless of what the etiquette should be.

I also have thin hair and it still looks thin when I cut it short, so I think you’re better off with updos for now. I hope you heal soon!!!

Aww sleepy pup! His ears remind me of Piglet’s. I love how the squirrel is like “call...the police....”

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

Yeah, I honestly think most of them voted out of pure spite - “Let’s show those liberals!”. Some were just embarrassingly conned (I cannot feel bad for them; if you fall for fucking three-card Monte, you deserve what you get), and some were perfectly happy to install a kleptocracy because they’re rich enough to…

It should be pretty obvious by now that when people say they like him because he “appeals to people like me” and “says what he thinks” really means “not afraid to say all the openly say racist things I think”

*insert comment here about how we are supposed to feel sorry for his base*

I find it astonishing that the people who voted for this con man, the “rich” guy that laughably ran on a “populist” platform, have no issue with him stacking the government with family and other cronies who directly profit from obvious conflicts of interest. Paying millions to rent space in Trump Tower? No problem!…

Salux bath cloth. During the old post about this, people were talking about it. So I bought some. Life changing. Well, skin changing. I love these things.

masturbation is being sold as a panacea for everyone here.

My mom has a stash of sleazy 80s nightgowns, they make amazeballs last-minute witch/Stevie Nicks costumes when layered and accessorized properly. Also, I may have really like to play dress-up in them as a kid. No one who knew me should have been surprised at my early-20s rise to sluttiness.