I don’t exfoliate. It seems like extra work.

I don’t shave my legs b/c I am single and always wear pants. The only person who sees my naked legs are doctors. Granted I did get a trainer and started going to the gym. I told him sorry but idgaf and he’ll just have to see them.

He sounds like a nightmare. I hope you don’t have to deal with him much.

That makes me think we are both twisted and could be friends!

That blows my mind. Like, here is some useless stuff (albeit expensive useless stuff) instead of paying for a nice meal on a vacation.

But you are having a party later so I really don’t see the problem. If someone in my life did this I would just figure they wanted the ceremony to be private. I would do my wedding the same way, but I have performance anxiety and the idea of everyone watching me exchange vows freaks me out.

Yeah, I just learned that in my Sociology class too.

barf

Eww...thanks. Now I need to bleach my brain.

My cat actually licked off the top layer of skin on part of my arm. I had a scab but didn’t care b/c it was proof she loves me.

My cat is totally mine too. My Dad loves cats and wishes she liked him better, I feel bad sometimes about that.

I’m getting a Sir Thomas vibe.

My last little guy was a head butter. I miss him so much. Though he once head butted my nose after I got my septum pierced, that hurt!

I call my cats pink toes jelly bean toes!

I should clarify a bit. As a southerner I do make tea. We are cold tea people so no need for an electric kettle just do a cold infusion or in the summer make sun tea.

Yeah, I let my last 2 cats keep their names. They were both over 10 and it seemed mean to make them learn new names.

Love! Love! Love that!

I sooo want a Maine Coon to name Wolfgang!!

My Scooby was Georgiana, which doesn’t fit cause she is the scoobiest cat ever. I think someone was into Pride and Prejudice.

I though Travolta too.