mistressadler
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Also after having a root canal my dentist informed me I had the longest roots he had ever worked on and that the tooth he worked on had two roots when teeth in that location only had one. Then he ha ha’d that I got 2 root canals for the price of 1.

Having my GYN tell me I have really strong muscles. She said that I needed to relax and stop pushing her out. Also having another GYN tell me I was tilted (??) and might have to make another appointment to try again for another pap b/c she didn’t plan on being up there that long.

I like moist Oreos. That is why I like ice cream with Oreo chunks in it or Oreos dunked in milk.

Yum, I’m super jelly now.

It is adorable when they get to an age where they understand that the day is about opening a whole pile of presents. My baby cousin (he’s 21 now but he’ll always be my baby cousin to me) was shaking with excitement when he was 4 or 5. It was a fist clenched, full on squeeing for joy moment for him.

Haha, I moved from Co to Tx so I have a drawer full of really nice scarves, hats, and gloves. A few made by my grandmother in this super luxurious wool (she let me choose the wool and I unintentionally fell in love with the most expensive yarn in the store). I will end up keeping them for life b/c they make me think

I like star wars so

I’m in the south so I feel you. The lizards eat roaches, my kitty eats the lizards. It’s the circle of life man, all happening in my home.

Agreed, my birthday breakfast was lame af.

perfect use of that gif

I just figured the thieves would sell to a fence that would cut down the stone.

what about an older dog, not a puppy

I feel like they are letting him get away with it partly b/c they are worried that if they call him on it will be brought up as them not being fair.

Couch bonfires in CO, god that takes me back. I lived in a place that was a frat house that was converted into apartments and the couch that was on our communal porch was taken due to this. I was pissed.

Donald Poop! That is adorable!

Twins!! I adopted two cats when they were adults (11 and 12 years old). Girl cat wanted to be around it. I never purposely blew smoke on her but she would get in the face of whoever was lighting up. Boy cat hated it and would hide.

Def don’t go shootin some b-ball right outside of school tipsy b/c there might be trouble in the neighborhood then ya know you will end up living in with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air.

I don’t think I would go back to that house. And this is going to sound paranoid...but with a change in behavior like that...are they drinkers or do drugs?

Lol!! I didn’t realize you were Canadian so when you said it was Thanksgiving weekend after saying you were having wine with meds I imagined that you were writing while looped and forgot the month. But nope you’re fine. Have a good holiday!

I got an A on my big presentation. It went really well and a bunch of my classmates came up to me afterwards to tell be I did great.