This was a missed opportunity to say that he "got so close he got wood in his pants"

Remember: You can only tie the low altitude record.

Yeah, a third row (even if rarely used) is very handy and often prevents the need for two vehicles to be taken somewhere.

Minivans, period. The modern incarnation arrived in 1984 and quickly took on the role of family utility vehicle when wagons were becoming passe and SUVs were the realm of rednecks with gun racks.

The bedroom is only for two things, and both of those start with s

I agree with Conan. Two TVs in the bedroom, with each partner using his or her own headphones, is a bad idea! I recommend no TVs in the bedroom at all. You'll sleep better!

Those are actually still images, that's just how awesome the Mudsummer is.

TSA: Sir, please power on your phone.

A battered, torn flag seems more representative of our nation today.

B-E-A-utiful!!! Somebody get me a Belgium beer and let's start the celebration!

But, can it handle a brick?

That's easy - The Great Wall of China. 5,500 miles long, in use from the 7th century BC until permanently breached in the 17th century AD.

"You take the blue pill - The story ends. You wake up in your GM and believe... whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - You stay in this Kia dealership and I show you how deep the product line goes."

Somehow, Bill Clinton driving an El Camino with an astroturf bed seems perfect.

I'm not sure if I'd name it as the very best, but I nominate the V10 in the Lexus LFA for its sound alone.

All beautiful, but most look like they could all be taken by the same photographer. Extensive editing and software can create anything. This doesn't feel like real photography.

a lot of photoshop here... not photography.

Am i the only one who misses photos shot with technical skill and lighting know how? i miss photos taken before everyone photshopped the piss out of their images with impossible lighting and lens flares out the wazoo. I know they're still out there but it seems like all that gets love on car sites is shit…