Encouraging quickly and unnaturally formed physical relationships in a heightened and contrived atmosphere for the purposes of entertainment.

All the stars.

In before the debate even gets started.

Good! If we can be gerrymandered because political affiliation isn’t a protected class then BY GOD we can show these assholes what being unprotected means!

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

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Without Bette, there is no Beaches.

I am sure this is perfectly lovely but if I want to watch Beaches I will, you know, watch Beaches.

‘Ha ha, my candidate is going to none of the things he said he would! Hooray!’

I’m confused, she literally ended the segment by saying “get back to work, especially you, white women...”

“How about you so-called progressive white Jezzies stop coddling your Trump supporting relatives and loved ones and express your disgust?”

This has been your daily dose of White People’s opinions. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of White People’s opinions. Do not mix alcohol in excess with White People’s opinions. If you exceed your daily does of White People’s opinions, induce vomiting.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

oh its very very different Nate. A narrow Clinton victory would have protected the Supreme Court from whatever right wing nutjob is coming to end abortion and same sex marriage. Obamacare is gone, millions are going to lose their healthcare. Republicans hold Congress and the White House and will have the Supreme…

Well, in that case, get better at this, America. Jesus.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

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