Her make up artist is Jillian Dempsy, Patrick Dempsy’s ex-wife. Her make up is always on point, always. You will never see her with shitty make up like some other stars. Jillian has an Instagram account. She posts tons of close ups and things you might find useful. And Instagram in general has tons of quick video…

Childhood pic of Mila:

She almost made it guys

Oh good god. And the “transracial” trolls were just sitting here waiting for the first Dolezal post to spew their moronic argument.

She used to post as Fresh Beets, now Three Fifths Compromise.

“Whole family shady and cray” gets my vote.

YO SHE WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND W THIS

Jonronson: “Now that we know she’s white, it’s time to roll out the benefit of the doubt.”

Well, when I was arrested for arson, I told the judge I identify as a dragon, and burning shit up is what I do. He was cool with that.

..... The space between a normal douche whining on an airplane and Kate Moss calling you a basic bitch for refusing her alcohol is so wide you could bury the Mariana trench in it sideways and still have space for a couch.

Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

Come at you? Heck no, I’m going to TRY it!

You know, if you’re going to look down on me and my $10/bottle Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages situation, I’m gonna laugh at you because I’m getting pleasantly wasted at a much better price point than you are. The LJB-V (aka “my house wine”) goes excellently with everything, up to and including my budget.

He’s made that publicly available before on Twitter.

ARGH AUTOPLAY!

Too many Kardashians, you guys. Too fucking many. I love eavesdropping on the lives of these vapid, idiotic, generally boring people as much as the next person, but for fucks sake. I think its time we have a one Kardashian per Dirt Bag rule.

Imperfect? It’s utterly nonsensical and useless. Nobody has bothered to ungray new people in forever, there are people who used to be ungrayed who are back in teh gray. The authors seem disinclined to do anything about getting people ungrayed so it’s turned into a clique of the ungrayed and the number of obnoxious (as…

The best of the best shade is thrown when the shade-thrower doesn’t even know that their victim is behind them standing in the cold. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t even see you standing there.” Someone go get Kimye a double jacket.

The Carters were in Florence for the wedding of billionaire hedge fund executive Noam Gottesman and Biance Dueñass, director of sales for Reed Krakoff.