Uh, so sitting makes your nuts hurt, stand up bro. My tits are gargantuan but I dont get to just slap people with my elbows because they get mashed up. Jesus.

Wrong. Peak Brad hotness was empirically Legends of the Falls.

That book is the BEST. I have blown through all of her books in the past year or so (Big Little Lies being my favorite) and they’re just super enjoyable.

I loved this book!! It was the first one I read by her. I had to get used to the setting being in Australia since that was a first for me, but I really liked the story.

That was such a good book! I haven’t read her others yet, but I plan to. Any suggestions?

NO STAHP I’M V FUNNY AND COOK EXCELLENT BISCUITS AND I ALWAYS HAVE WEED

“If teachers were honest with report card comments: Jimmy continues to be an (expletive). I would like him to stop being an (expletive).”

Raisins should not be in a goddamned cookie.

And even now with such a BLATANT example of white privilege we still have people claiming that there’s no white privilege.

Shrimp is disgusting.

Veggie corn dogs are the shiz. Highly recommended whether you are vegetarian or carnivore!

I can hate my legislature (for the most part–TX Senate dems 4 eva) and still love my state. TX is more than its policies. But more than that, this whole “ew your state has shit policies it’s awful” argument is inane.

I was only concerned with the contents of the ppt.

Oops. Looks like Jay Z did actually donate to the Marina Abramović’s Institute.

its from Revenge

Peak Florida? As a native Floridian I’m offended. Nothing’s on fire, no one’s been stabbed over food, there’s NO trace of meth, and Wal-Mart isn’t even tangentially involved. PEAK FLORIDA, MY ASS.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I KNOW YOU ARE A TROLL BUT THIS IS THE BEST/WORST ATTEMPT ANY TROLL HAS EVER MADE LIKE

That’s the most egregious part of this entire thing.