See also: twitter.

The best of the best shade is thrown when the shade-thrower doesn’t even know that their victim is behind them standing in the cold. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t even see you standing there.” Someone go get Kimye a double jacket.

The Carters were in Florence for the wedding of billionaire hedge fund executive Noam Gottesman and Biance Dueñass, director of sales for Reed Krakoff.

Uh, so sitting makes your nuts hurt, stand up bro. My tits are gargantuan but I dont get to just slap people with my elbows because they get mashed up. Jesus.

Wrong. Peak Brad hotness was empirically Legends of the Falls.

That book is the BEST. I have blown through all of her books in the past year or so (Big Little Lies being my favorite) and they’re just super enjoyable.

I loved this book!! It was the first one I read by her. I had to get used to the setting being in Australia since that was a first for me, but I really liked the story.

That was such a good book! I haven’t read her others yet, but I plan to. Any suggestions?

NO STAHP I’M V FUNNY AND COOK EXCELLENT BISCUITS AND I ALWAYS HAVE WEED

“If teachers were honest with report card comments: Jimmy continues to be an (expletive). I would like him to stop being an (expletive).”

Raisins should not be in a goddamned cookie.

And even now with such a BLATANT example of white privilege we still have people claiming that there’s no white privilege.

Shrimp is disgusting.

Veggie corn dogs are the shiz. Highly recommended whether you are vegetarian or carnivore!

I can hate my legislature (for the most part–TX Senate dems 4 eva) and still love my state. TX is more than its policies. But more than that, this whole “ew your state has shit policies it’s awful” argument is inane.

I was only concerned with the contents of the ppt.

Oops. Looks like Jay Z did actually donate to the Marina Abramović’s Institute.

That’s the most egregious part of this entire thing.