Right? I’m tall and busty and clingy maxi dresses look awesome on me because they balance out my frame, give me a nice lean line and make me look less top-heavy. And I’m not just imagining this, I get tons of compliments whenever I wear them. The only conclusion I can draw is she’s deliberately trying to make other…

In all fairness, no one is exactly good at kinja-ing. :)

Margaret Atwood tweeted at me once and I about shat myself.*

* By “shat,” I mean that I told everyone about it. “Who is Margaret Atwood?” asked my brother. “What is Twitter?” asked my dad. “Who are you?” asked the cheesemonger at Whole Foods who was showing me where the gouda was.

No.

Everyone is kinda of the opinion that Ansel whatever from Fault In Our Stars is this sort of high-level douchey dude.

Ansel Elgort, who played Gus in the Fault in our Stars, is a huge douchebag and constantly talks about how he totally definitely has sex with hot ladies, seriously guys. Despite the fact that he is essentially a potato but with less personality.

It’s only 6:37 AM over here. I’ll join you.

As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

My 21st birthday is in December, so I went once then. It was really nice! But I do love it in the summer. I’m a sucker and go almost annually. If you pick the right time, it’s so affordable (relatively speaking, of course) and we always have fun, so I’m just like “Screw it, I need a week by the pool.” I highly…

1. I would see Britney in Vegas.

Belinda doesn’t sound tough or determined. Poor Belinda...if only this poster was around on her prom night! #prayersforBelinda

Call Belinda, who seems on the verge of quitting. Also call the school district.

I won’t say I disagree with you, but I will say that growing up I loved Miss Piggy for being a boss, and she was an inspiration to me. I knew her far longer than I knew of, say, Gloria Steinem.

If the guy can’t control his temper or subdue a drunk woman without smashing her face in he has no business in that job.

I think it’s a matter of framing. The POC I’ve talked to about this in the past have expressed that they need us white folk to carry the load now and then, in the sense that we need to speak up instead of waiting for POC to do the work, especially the 101-level stuff. Where it crosses the line into “STFD & STFU”…

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Yeah, they sent the photos to the boys... who posted them on the Internet. Which is why they’re in trouble. You read good.