“Flip Loudon blue”- well played, Briskman, well played.

I thought the best overall signs from KY and VA were the heavy voter turnouts.

My mother may or may not want to have sex with entire baseball teams, I’ve never asked, but despite knowing almost nothing about the game she still texted me this morning saying she was glad Houston lost because “there’s a lot to hate about the Astros.” It doesn’t take bookmarking Fangraphs for moms to be pissed off…

*insert autoplay of Rocket from the Crypt soundbite “that’s crazy talk man!”*

Is this the first article of the new online sports-politics-culture magazine Stuck To Sports? Nice start. 

Hmm, it appears all the good articles at the top of the page have been replaced by some aggregate story “G/O Media makes the brain genius move to give autoplay what it deserves; private equity did it to itself this time but is not in the apology business.”

Yep about that sack, Mayfield got pummeled on that double hit and came down hard on his throwing shoulder. He shouldn't have trolled Darnold by crossing out the “Ghost” logo on his jacket, soon he’s going to be seeing Freddy phantoms every time the play call comes in.

Including finding a way to have an injured baby attend the El Paso photo op where’s he’s smiling and giving a big thumbs up next to a wounded and orphaned infant whose parents both died acting as human shields. The worst “politician out there kissing babies” moment in presidential history. 

That’s probably what Trump and his minions looked like when he actually won the USFL’s suit against the NFL for being a monopoly but regular humans still hated Trump so much that they awarded $1 compensation as a gigantic personal FU to the Donald. 

Romo would have said it too except the network producers have told him to stop predicting everything because they want it all to appear super mysterious and amazeballs to ordinary viewers

Nagy is deranged even by the NFL coach standards. Aggressively out of his mind too, when he inevitably cracks completely it won’t be pretty.

That throw by Brissett is amazing, wow.

There’s definitely a lot more to Chi’s troubles than missed kicks, but Nagy’s twisted kicker obsession has turned every FGA into some kind of spaghetti western drama. The preseason fixation on the double doink and kicker search already put extra pressure on the kicking game, and then with like 43 seconds left he not…

Along with other prime time games stealing its thunder, MNF was also built as a last ditch chance for gamblers either trying to recover from the beatings they’d taken over the weekend or looking to really cash in on an already successful weekend. The gambling aspect wasn’t exactly a secret, and it was all a part of…

The only thing worse than the Boston bandwagoners (“Bro, I’ve always lived in Pennsylvania but my cousin’s ex girlfriend went to Boston College and we partied there one time for St Paddy’s day. Boston Strong, bro, Boston Strong!”) are the New England academic brahmins boring the world to death with their essays on Sox …

Leave it to the Browns to get a huge target on their backs despite coming off a losing season. With the offseason acquisitions, hype, Mayfield and all, for the first time in ages opponents actually care about playing Cleveland, and so far the Browns haven’t responded well to the challenge. I guess Landry decided to…

Wtf was so “heart rending” about Bregman’s defense in that inning? Did the front office not get to flaunt domestic violence in the faces of women? Was Gurriel unable to mock Asians? Were cam operators so sorrowful they couldn’t even relay stolen signs to the dugout?

I’ll buy the jersey of any player who flashes a Warren 2020 tshirt hidden beneath their uniform at Rob Drake.

The original Josh Allen comment and first 3 replies should be framed and the comments locked. As Keats said, a thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Dowell Loggains sounds like the name of one of those miserable 70s singer-songwriters. The kind who were mildly successful for a couple years with albums moping about being a lonesome pothead troubadour hack, before falling out of popularity and a series of disgraceful comeback attempts riding every trend in the biz. D…