There’s a lot that has been, can be, and will be said about all the shittiness involved with the NFL. But the league’s almost complete total lack of humor about itself might be the best overall symbol of its various monstrosities.

Yeah, Belichllick’sbiggest strength might just be common sense. On defense they just key on stopping what opponents like to do then see how they handle being forced out of their comfort zones, while on offense he’s done stuff like look at the pass happy rule changes, install endless numbers of small, quick WRs who can…

The first thing I thought before remembering Palmer was “What other Carson, Carson Daly?” Which reminded me of an old SNL skit that ended with Jimmy Fallon declaring“I’m Carson Daly and I’m a tool,” which was sweet because it’s true.

I thought I was having a psychotic episode the first time it happened when I scrolled past the recent video thing but still heard voices from invisible people coming out of my tablet.

Somewhere in the world Christian Hackenberg reads this post, nods sagely, and says, “This person understands the Jets.”

You just need a cam for when you fall off the wagon, plus someone commenting about the related horses, young ladies also falling off, and the giant ruts left behind.

“Darnold’s Spleen Explodes After Injured Jets Lineman Gives up 11 Brutal Sacks in 1st Quarter” followed by “Bleeding Labrum Lineman & Spleen-less Sam Successful at the Hague: court orders team to give each $50 million a year forever and surrender all draft picks for next 18 years”

The team in my town averages just under 4000 fans a game. Attendance has been down lately, this was the first season since the team came to town that they didn’t average over 4k.

I live in a town with a low A team from a franchise regularly in the postseason and it’s the exact opposite: very, very few people go to the games because of the major league club, which is also located about 2000 miles away while the closest MLB teams are 3 hours drive (and a decent chunk of $$) to see. A few will be…

Along with reducing the pool of potential MLB players, there’s also the longer term risk of reducing interest in baseball overall. MiLB is an inexpensive, family friendly way just to get folks out to a ballpark and watching the game with professional players who, even at the lower levels, have some guys with talent tha…

I didn't think anything would top the "Everyone was Sick of Joe Flacco's Bullshit" headline (a thing of beauty is a joy forever), and nothing did, but Aikman's laugh about Flacco coming back on was a valiant attempt. 

The Qatar system definitely works better for Xavi personally. Doubt he’d feel the same though if he was kidnapped from that photo op into Qatari stadium construction slavery

There are solid reasons for putting Andy Reid in a stockade but Mahomes having his kneecap rolled around like some kind of new fangled cat toy isn’t one of them. Shit happens... 

Yeah, Snyder and his various minions really do qualify as “the worst,” but that whole Snyder-Shanahans-RGIII nightmare was like a Yalta conference of Suck. The spiraling bullshit didn't exactly bring out the better angels of anyone involved. 

As a Wizards fan (ie a sinner paying a heavy price for my sins) I sadly remember when John Wall used to do shit like this regularly, usually just to see his teammate brick the wide open shot afterwards

Somebody should’ve reminded Mount Vernon that sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand. Especially when trying to be something bigger than you are involves Art Briles. 

Yeah, there’s a huge difference between StL and Philly fans. If a Cardinals fan sees you wearing an opposing team’s jersey, they’ll say hi, ask where you’re from, then start in doing the faux concern routine. Seemingly polite on the surface, every question is a condescending dig at your team, players, city, that city’s…

LeBron would trademark, brand, and monetize the word “monetize” if he could, and every individual letter in it along the way. But even his financial empire aside, I agree, specifically going at Morey with those comments was crap. He went beyond the boot licking party party line there. 

There won’t be a chapter about this in his memoirs, there won’t even be a sentence. And anyone who dares bring it up will get ghosted and never be allowed to ask him a direct question again.

If Chinese interests have shown they’re willing to sacrifice NBA and revenues to flex this hard politically, then, in theory at least, the NBA could flex back from a similar angle and say “fine, we’re willing to do the same. Either let our individuals express their opinions about Hong Kong as they wish or we all lose…