Simmons and The Ringer are having about 80 throwgasms hyping the Bills-Pats game now that they’re free of all that Antonio Brown doubt, discomfort, and lurking shame. I hope Brady finds a way to bring AB back just so The Ringer gets all quiet and neurotic about it again.

Never mind killing hookers, James also helped ruin the ‘85 Super Bowl by upsetting Miami in the playoffs when every human on earth wanted Marino vs the Bears in a rematch of their MNF game. Instead it was the crap Patriots with Tony Eason (ugh) and Craig “The Mustang Ripper” James getting pulped in one of the worst…

That whole game felt like it’d eventually be a Packers win, until Rodgers threw the pick and as a Giants fan I was making the Richard Sherman face.

Haha, they might. But their Players Soviet would also redistribute all the land and league assets amongst themselves.

Yeah, it's not exactly like Trotsky, Zapata, and Marat are running the league. 

Money is always a factor, MLS did this at least in part because they believe this will help revenues in one way or another. 

Kelly was just biding his time in Philly to get “his guys” in and alienate a bunch of the black guys on the Eagles, then blow it all to shit in his desperate quest for Mariota.

Also, restaurants that don't have a "gray zone" where all your meals are served late as fuck until your 500th order or whatever the hell the count is. 

Jay Gruden has to be the top of the Index, Skins fans are openly saying he’s trying to get fired and they might be right. Even Jay wants Tomsula back as a HC.

“Btw not sure how far you have gone down this particular rabbit hole. But I’ll warn you. It’s a SERIOUS rabbit hole! Be careful or you’ll never re-emerge. :-).”

Nothing against Keenum but his Mack-inspired nervous breakdown tonight is about the only thing worth watching. For awhile there he pretty much lost most physical coordination and all cognitive abilities.

When Belichick gave her that silent stare down, Dana should've started singing "hello darkness my old friend" 

“That slow hissing sound the audience is hearing on mic is someone’s balls deflating. Hey-o, back to Boomer and the gang!”

“Thanks, Bill, maybe the commissioner will burn this tape too. Back to the studio!"

I wonder what would happen if a NFL coach ever made a joke at one of these conferences instead of the league conduct policy which seems to demand “Scorn, Self importance, and Secrecy” at all times. Would the Shield collapse and disintegrate into a pit of darkness like Sauron’s stupid eyeball tower?

“A blip in the 2019 Pat’s season”- fucking Simmons, smh. He should still be seated at a buffet of cat shit for the Gladwell interview, now this “Chowd Land is still all for the best in this best of all worlds, AB was all just a dream” attempt to play it off like nothing.

Credit where credit is due. It takes years, sometimes decades, to perfect that corporate style of passive aggressive put down, but the Patriots did it. The only people on earth who could topped its utter scorn and complete dismissiveness are aristocratic Tory motherfuckers in the UK whose families were ennobled by…

You should be fucking embarrassed, Drew, there’s no excuse for ever thinking Cousins was good for the Vikes or any other team. Trying to separate Cousins from the endless Skins debacle was just desperate mental hijinks. Anyone who watched Cousins in DC knew he only added to the debacle by torturing fans there the same…

Francesca started watching games again? The very few times I listen to him anymore he’s always saying he missed most of whatever game because he was out eating. Acting like Mr Bigshot at restaurants where he needs two tables put together to fit his ego seems to be the extent of his research

Only someone thinking about just how brilliant and cute they are 24 hours a days, 365 days a year, for their whole life could be as clueless as Gladwell was with that