Simmons with both of them is like the pseudo intellectual dick riding version of that dude in high school who can’t stop boasting about how much his cousin gets laid

“He said that? Jesus.”

Un huh, because referencing an obscure group with a name that sounds as pretentious and sophomoric as it is entirely misleading automatically makes them the vanguard of the cause.

Screw that Beowulf Minshew VIII dude in Jax, Mayfield’s expression and that “He said that? Jesus” line is better than anything Minshew or his cult will ever produce. Maybe better than anything Mayfield ever says again as well. Gregg got nuked so completely by that off the cuff moment that the league might have to…

Yeah, whatever historical references they’re playing on, “Iron Front” is possibly the most fascist sounding name they could’ve chosen. It’s like an anti-white supremacy group calling themselves Burning Cross.

Rudolph looked good yesterday. Already looking forward to next year when Ben announces that he's ready to return as starter and Rudolph tweets "I just don't know how this helps us win now." 

Sadly that Onion headline is barely even a satire. That was damn near Brent Musberger’s rant about Joe Mixon overcoming his tribulations a few years ago at the Sugar Bowl.

“I mean, you want to be the lion?”

Congrats to the Bills, they’ve actually made Goodell and the Shield look like the morally responsible ones. Somewhere in the world Bill Simmons is reminiscing about his two year hissy fit/martyr complex over Deflategate and giving Buffalo an attaboy.

Ha, it is indeed. Especially when it’s Manziel or Tebow’s love affair with his own ego, and a platonic affair at that, cause leave it to Tebow to make even egomania shitty.

I don’t know, he might’ve. I just remember a tv shot of him after the hit sitting alone on the bench and looking like he’d just had electro shock therapy, his eyes were beyond glazed.

Ha, for me his cringe moments are the best/only thing I enjoy about him. Another reply mentioned how insincere and phony he comes across as, and I agree, but his total failure to pull off the act is very real and human. I actually prefer his cringe inducing failures to the hyper branded, cross platformed, heavily…

I also commented about that miserable game, seems like it’s stuck in a lot of our memories, and for all the wrong reasons.

The Browns commenters on their SB blog piece about the beer pouring fan made a dumpster fire seem like a garden of roses. The article itself saying don’t be a jerk like this guy was fine, but the comments were a shit show of racistm, wanna be tough guy blowhards, and inbred homerisms.

Remember that Broncos-Panthers opening game after an off-season of nonstop concussion and CTE controversy, when Denver were clearly head hunting Cam while the refs did virtually nothing to protect him, only it didn’t work because Carolina put the concussed Newton back in the game?

This fucking guy. Tebow should be locked in a room with Manziel for eternity, only instead of a third person in their version of No Exit it will be a small pocket mirror which Tebow is constantly trying to admire himself in but Johnny keeps trying to steal it to use for lines of blow. When he does finally rip the…

The full Levi’s experience sounds like the stadium equivalent of Leonard Marshall’s crushing hit on Montana in the 1990 NFCCG and Pat Summerall passing on the sideline injury report that, “It hurts everywhere.”

That would’ve been good. On the flip side I’d also have enjoyed someone responding “Odell is related to the bounty hunter Boba Fett. That’s Fett with two T’s, like Gregg with the double G. In case you need help remembering...”

This is just Fate’s way of telling everybody to forget about that show and instead spend the evening (but no later than 11pm) looking at the photos and films of recently departed Robert Frank, whose work included the legendary Rolling Stones tour documentary “Cocksucker Blues.” It’s even more fun than YouTube clips of…

Wondering if Adam Gase regrets signing up for this shit? Do you mean THE Adam Gase, the Adam Gase whose other options included offers like Senior Head Coach of the Patriots or LeBron James’ branding & endorsement czar? The Adam Gase whose very name is so synonymous with victory that Nike wanted to replace the swoosh…