Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I respect this take. All takes matter.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

We already got a good video game movie. It was called Mortal Kombat.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Counterpoint: Spiderman’s new costume is butt

“EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT — THERE ARE GRAVITATIONAL WAVES AND WE’VE JUST SEEN THEM FROM THE FOOT OF NUMBER SEVEN! RIPPLING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME AND LIFTING THE POOR KEEPER RIGHT OFF HIS FEET BEFORE TEARING INTO THE BACK OF THE NET.”

- Ray Hudson, quietly, to no one in particular

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

Calm down there, Satan.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

“For Frodo”

Gardai from Crumlin are investigating.

SO are we just gonna ignore this?!

I must be odd because I loved the “red matter” concept. He didn’t explain it, it was just red stuff that blew up a planet. Cool.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”