That you didn’t know about that (this device was featured prominantly in several Microsoft events and had a big push with Gizmodo the sister blog of this site discussing it http://gizmodo.com/this-80-stick-…) makes me question the authoritativenss of this article. While I think your general conclusions are fairly bang…

I can’t believe the Bar Association hasn’t sent out a hit squad. This lunatic makes the entire judiciary look crazy.

Meanwhile, over at the offices of Comedy Central, yet another executive pounds his head up against a wall......

“But he’ll just land at Fox Sports with Horowitz now for the same money.”

Guessing this works out really well for Katie Nolan, at least in the short run. (And that’s a good thing.) Longer term she’ll realize she has to work with Simmons every god damn day. (And that’s not so good.)

A good segment. Great, in fact.

Barstool Sports?

The real Red Wedding is all the vertical videos.

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

Air Force Brethren must be friends with Wig Lady, who thinks "I'm pretty sure my granddaughter worked at Hollister for the summer, back in the 90s" means that I should give her a mall employee discount. Please, continue to play Six Degrees of Barely Relevant so I can come up with a reason to give you sixty cents off…

And none of it is for you, potato lady!

Me during the popcorn story

I wonder how many people can't even meet the "Middle Class Lower Bound," yet still don't qualify for any kind of assistance.

If Shaq says it fits, it fits.

Dude's elusive as hell! He ran a good 200 yards with 5 guys in black jerseys chasing him, but he managed to stay one inch ahead. I think if the mob would have caught him, they would have pummeled him into the turf. Thank god for all those wind sprints.

and WHY DID THE THIRD GUY COME OVER AND KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD?

You should have answered,

I worked the drive thru at McDonald's as a teenager. I was the perky, "Have a super day!" girl on staff that I'm sure everyone hated. I'm positive they were staring at my back, silently wishing the swift and inevitable crushing weight of adulthood on my chipper demeanor. Who could blame them?

Is Bacon Croissant like KGB code?