The worst offenders? People that send photos of the new baby (or some other important enough event to warrant the huge list of recipients)

Thank you!!! In all seriousness, I actually take thundering self-righteous cunt as a compliment, so...

Ya, folks, its not data entry. I am a server admin/ops guy. I have been doing this for a very long time and have published a handful of tech books. ( a dummies book, and a 400 level text book used in hundreds of classrooms). I have had senior or lead attached to my title at fortune 500 companies. I say this not to…

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

Since he likes Mergers & Acquisitions, maybe he'll advocate for buying Nintendo out to beef up the devices sphere by having Nintendo games on Microsoft mobile devices and running a rebranded 3DS line as a compliment to the Xbox One, similar to how Sony has the Vita with the PS4.

Hindsight is 20/20. I now have a focus in Elop.

Well, he is now. Julie was the one who didn't push for that functionality up until this move.

Thank you for posting that, because it lets me post this as a response for the second time in a week.

Scientific validation / invalidation is great and all or you could just let Penn and Teller destroy them. The latter is much more entertaining.

Head of Devices?

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

We could stream a tasteful memorial for net neutrality, but the stream probably wouldn't run smoothly...

Buy the congress? I'll just leave this here. . .

The real question is, can it fire an energy beam ?

Archimedes II anyone?

Like that black guy musician at that one music festival; I want to say Tupac at Coachella.

This is one of those times I wish I could just pay the BBC for a license fee, just like I pay for HBO. Give me a block of channels simulcasting, then rebroadcast primetime shows starting at 8PM EST.

I know biathlon competitors aren't exactly known for their intellectual acumen, but guys, you have to take the pants off before you drop the deuce.

damn. imagine if the creator's sister had been playing Kirby's Dream Land instead?! we could have all been flying around in magic stars by now.