If a restaurant is willing to deliver, I see no moral issue, so long as the tip is fucking substantial.

Antonio Brown is better at celebrating touchdowns than he is at scoring them, which is very high praise.

You also seem unaware that the new Xbox One controllers have that same headphone jack you praised in the DualShock 4.

Quick, somebody tweet at Woody Johnson’s wife and tell her that karma is a bitch!

Definitely read this as “How to Support a Panther Struggling with Depression”

I’m surprised the judicial tenure commission and/or the state legislature have not sought removal of the judge

That being said, I think every topic John covers on the show has a tie-in from the previous 6 days, 23 hours, and 30 minutes. There’s always something relevant from the past week that he uses as a springboard into an issue which maybe hasn’t been a top story that week.

I love Last Week Tonight with John Oliver but I wasn’t a big fan of him as the host of The Daily Show when Jon Stewart took that sabbatical to direct his movie. I think the weekly frequency works better for Oliver than the daily one.

If they want Simmons, they’ll give him exactly what he wants.

He’d probably like that. Comcast/NBC can give him carte blanche to improve their web presence. Most other players in the bidding for his services will have established sites and, thus, will not be as likely to give Bill the freedom he wants.

Insider: How Did Curt Schilling Age 20 Years In Only 5 Years?

Association Football turns into... American Professional Basketball.

It's hard to tell, due to the camera movement, but I think Blue #9 sucker punches the would-be headkicker, who people are saying kicked the turf rather than the downed man's head.

"When all you have is a foot, everything looks like a ball." - Greek Headkicker...probably

Why did the goalkeeper trip the celebrating player

This is what I wonder too. Is the dean of students/assistant vice president of student affairs considered somebody within the "Student Conduct office" and does informing her of the allegations satisfy the Title IX requirements?

Aaron Rodgers overinflated them and they exploded. Sorry, Packers fans.

How about the video evidence of ball warming during the Vikings-Panthers game? Seems like a smoking gun for ball tampering, but we know how Rodger likes to ignore video evidence whenever possible.

Just... bravo. Seriously, well done.

There are 12 balls used for offense and a set of 6 balls used specifically for kicking.