Basketbloggers could be a sneaky-tough out

I really have no interest in boxing but at least now I have a rooting interest of “whoever is currently punching Tyson Fury in the face.”

Got it. They should have handled it the way MLB and the Nationals handled Bryce Harper’s free agency.  Becasue Deadspin couldn’t say enough good things about that.

Good god, they really came out of the woodwork for this one... Love ya, Lauren, and fuck these burner accounts that are somehow getting un-greyed.

Thank you!!! Great pictures!

Wow, not only did you think this was a clever bit of nihilism, but, at last count, so did 14 other ne’er do wells.

good words from an outspoken supporter of a religion that continues to drive the persecution and ostracization of gay people around the world today. no matter how woke they are catholics get no ally points for anything they ever say or do

Imagine Porsche and Audi would have used extremely expensive rare classics to haul the trophy and Toyota shows up with some old Celica with some body kit like it’s a 90s Japanese teenager’s first car

Did... did you just use the dreaded “bro" on me..?

This is broadly right, but Breen also sucks major bird. He’s a smug scold toward the players and a toady for the league and the refs.

And the site consistently calls out these “unwritten rules” as crap, done by cranky people who do not like fun things, across all sports. No one complains about this, until now.

The ESPN main color guys are so bad. JVG too, for different reasons. This tweet resonates with me deeply:

Of course we would have witnessed Kawhi’s apotheosis much earlier if it wasn’t for fucking Zaza.

I thought this was how they figured out oil prices:

Bat flips and rubbing fingers in bad pitchers faces is good, stupid unwritten rules about it are bad, and stupid (mlb). Over the top touchdown celebrations, against any and all teams, are good. Being the No Fun League and regulating said fun, is bad (nfl). Shit talking and staring down players who other players just…

Most of the opinion-givers are much older than 33 jUsT sAyInG

Ok so you’re saying that once you reach a certain amount of points against an opponent, out of respect for them you should let off the gas? Maybe let them score on you to make them feel better?

I’m glad the take givers are getting a well deserved break from their usual task of policing the expressions of young black and latino men, and spending time policing the expressions of young women.

The whole point of sports is to win. If the opposing teams defense is hot garbage, why is that the fault of the attackers? What kind of idiocy is this?

But it isn’t just American teams. Thailand beat Laos 12-0. Many of the same players on Thailand.