Wrong. You can get that kind of boring, head-in-the ground stuff at a zillion other auto websites

Can you JUST get that elsewhere? This is what has ALWAYS made Jalopnik different. 

You can escape to brainless car reviews almost everywhere else online. A car like this probably has 100 different review videos and articles from professional journalists already..  I welcome the introspective nature of this piece.

You can get that almost anywhere on the Internet. Thousands of YouTube bros will happily show you videos of whatever exotic car you like.

It’s fair to consider the awfulness and wastefulness that creates a world in which 1,000 Uber wealthy people are buying $4M cars that they will almost never drive.

This story is REAL. You can get bbrainless reviews of exotic cars all day long on the Internet but not a lot of think-pieces.

This was a balanced, introspective article. Part of a car’s value and purpose comes from the context of the world it inhabits.

Correctomundo! The character is supposed to be 15-16

The “addict” references are kind of a bummer.  Speaking as an addict.  Sorry to be a wet blanket.

I hope you got more warranty than just CPO.

The stock market can go to hell.

“No man is promised tomorrow”*

F*** those cars and f*** all the idiots who collect things.  Lulz.

I love sitting like that a 4 top!  Glad to not be alone

Fucking thank you! Ugh, this nation is so gross sometimes.

+1

Thank you, I needed this 🤣

Why?

Well, just because it's the law doesn't mean it's just. Eh..

Everything you're replacing n that Versa makes no sense unless you're having an actual problem with it. Shotgunning parts like that makes my professional mechanic brain hurt. :|   And does it actually need an O2 sensor?