I’ve been a Toyota dealer tech. I own a heavily modified MR2. I own a BMW wagon.

Excellent. G/O needs to back off. We come here for Deadspin, not for generic reporting and terrible autoplay ads.

It's a slow news day. Gotta give props to Jason for making a career out of being an 00s Internet car forum guy, though.

Props for owning your clickbait blogger bullshit. I got a good chuckle out of it as I was blasted by another autoplaying advertising video.

Because people are stupid and they forget to consider that their child-raising obsession is derived from brain drugs/instincts. That shit makes is all dumb and is the source of many/most evil decisions in the world, including basic greed and “my family is more important than anything/anyone!” tatitudes

Too obvious.

Of course they will. What else is the point of Kinja other than to crack puns at other people's expense?

I was going to check the video out, but a Farmers Insurance ad started autoplaying and blasting me, so I skipped it.

Myopic is both not owning a car and recommending how car owneranshoild behave AND assuming NYC is a good representative for “city” or “urban” conditions elsewhere.

Better to not live in NYC. Your vehicle needs/issues are unique and make up a tiny fraction of overall national demand.  

Maybe... A lot of people live outside of major urban areas and work in them?  It's not a matter of practicality, it's a matter of American ego and predisposition to wastefulness.  Almost nobody needs a 3-row vehicle. But everyone wants one.

Any time one begins a comment with “As a _____,” one should reconsider posting what one is posting.

#7 would be very Deadspin!

That's the exact opposite of the point of public superchargers, though?  Mostly recharged in less than an hour.

The airport is just 5 miles outside or town. Sac is still just a regular American metro city full of a blend of Republican elitist assholes and shitewad ghettoness. Probably the most American city in California. Very representative!

Stop encouraging readers to buy stupid shit like Rav4s.

Tl;Dr China sucks and is somehow more evil than the USandA. Got it.

They were right about Chris Harris, though. He's super boring and speaks/writes/moves like a journalistic cliché.

Only interested if Deadspin doesn't so quickly forget that LeBron has sold us all out for money and isn't actually the pop culture hero people thought he was.

Now that you have our published this quota blog, the 49ers will surely lose in embarrassing fashion.