Jalopnik: street racing bad! People die!

That thing isn’t legal at all. First time you get pulled over, they’re going to send you in for inspection and then it’s game over.

They won’t even sell us regular wagons. Why would they give us fast wagons?

*begins to hold breath*

Does a complaint mean there was a fault?

And yet they still save themselves money since... They are the parts wholesale supplier. No markup. Money saved.  And that's worst case.

I know what I've got! I don't have to sell it! Insert cliché here!

Mercedes Forester?

#savethecuda

Beautiful. *Slow Clap* (aka Kanley Jansen's cutter)

Yes, we’ve already seen what this shitty VW product looks like. And we still don’t care. News at 11?

At least, as racist as we are, we don't throw bananas at black athletes like Europeans tend to?

All I want are truly low ticket prices. It’s stupid-depressing to pay $40 for a terrible seat in the upper deck when it really wasn’t that long ago that $40 got you field level behind a dugout.

Consolidation of automakers has made cars worse, blander and nothing VWAG builds is actually easier/cheaper to maintain than other brands.

Suggestion: Auto journalists should be banned from using the phrase “a bit” and additionally prohibited from lazy slang.

Seems reasonable to me.  How else should we expect a Trump supporter to behave?

Says someone named after one of the most generically bland Chrysler's ever.  This is why true joy is found through personal satisfaction and not buying cars because other people think they're cool (like old muscle cars, which mostly exist just so people can tell other people about how amazing their old car is).

Why does football get you so worked up?

It’s a jellybean that someone cut the roof off of!  It’s also a real sportscar! :)

I actually read your entire message! It’s good and I appreciate it. That’s a lot of detail that actually does help me appreciate the 2000GT a little more than I have until now. That said, I’ve seen the cars in person a few times and even heard what the engine sounds like.. I’m not -completely- talking out of my ass,…