He is a decent hitter but he has always been a shitty catcher. Tortures me in San Diego for years. Wasn’t sad to see him and his crappy attitude go.

I’m not even a 49ers fan... but that whole game was one big “how can we get a great white American hero to win this game?” pile of modern NFL stink to me. Nevermind the broadcasters basically rooting for the Packers/Rodgers like it was a home team radio broad cast from MLB.

Gross.

I have had shit-stained underwear on the floor of a customer car before. Shit. Stained.

So true.  People have no idea what their Hyundai/Kia dealers to through to actually get paid by the manufacturer

I just hate asshole human beings. I cannot stop enjoying this GIF. I get gross pleasure every time I see it, though... Burfict just has ugly now, mean energy... :(

I would have to be a non-warranty allocation since I was at a Kia shop (it was a used car purchase that blew up and the sales guys were comping it). But.. yeah this was also 2014. There weren’t any recalls yet. Just lots of warranty claims on 2.4 and 2.0 motors...

Interesting.

Proooobably for the best.

What is it about male high school athletes and shoving things into each other’s asses?? Seriously. It’s like an alternate reality or something.

Definitely Samer Kalef.

Oh look! White dudes doing cool guy poses in front of cars! It's so wonderfully creative! Oh, and I can't watch it without cable! Sweet!

I would happily spend my NBA career saying things like that if given the opportunity.

Railing against street racing except when doing fluff stories about street drifters and car culture that revolves around dangerous activity on public roads as well as modifications that make vehicles less safe and pollute more! ;)

Great! Can we send another Jalopnik staffer on a night trip with drift racers again? Because nothing says "street racing bad!" like backing up your statement by giving screen time to drifters!

White men are bullshit, but it’s bullshit that escorts or whatever are illegal anyway.

In before another Ryan Felton exposé full of opinionated "reporting" and goal-oriented writing disproves all of it.

Rich people will forever be a maddening enigma.

I’m not that old (33) and that still bothers me all these years later! The existence of “Devil Rays” or whatever is still weird and and annoying.

So... He's an athletic asshole. Great story!

“because racecar” is simplistic and boring. It’s much more impressive to maintain some luxury AND go fast. ... It’s not a racecar. It’s a BMW wagon.