Is there a requirement for ~20-25% of Jalopnik posts to feature “insane” in the headline?

You have been lied to and brainwashed. Sorry.

This is a very long article that isn’t really about anything. What was the point of this rambling, incoherent, anecdote-filled rant? At least entertain us with a theory on why people behave the way they do. This reads like a Breitbart treatise on “those damn liberals,” lol

And in my 93 MR2, I’m listening to Alice In Chains! |,,|, >_< ,|,, |

It’s uninteresting and unimpressive that you would choose to heavily criticize Tesla/Musk for this at all, especially when no other automaker has as much interest in its own products at any level of administration.

Agreed. It just seems like a other dumb waste of time video that points out something obvious. What’s next- How to fill your gas tank?

A lifelong booze addiction works best if the child is indoctrinated early!

They had demand for a product option that didn’t exist. They added the option to make more money. Roll your eyes all you like, but that’s savvy business.

Attitudes like yours are why we have General Motors & Chrysler products :| *barf*

More like letting you look at a Fiesta and then showing you a Focus RS just to see if you might be interested. Slightly larger car, much faster, much nicer and you might wind up getting into a cheaper Focus instead of the RS, which is still a winning move. *shrug*

STOP THE PRESSES! PEOPLE WHO SELL PRODUCTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO UPSELL PEOPLE INTO NICER, MORE EXPENSIVE PRODUCTS WITH BETTER PROFIT MARGINS!

Douchebagpie, in the news again! Hooray!

I appreciate that you recognize that it’s technically a steal. I enjoyed the heck out of this play.

The ending crushed me. I’ve been having a rough day and was seeking some entertainment as solace... And the poor fucker’s entire life turned out to be a complete depressing waste. =’(

This article reads like something that someone would say when they can’t lose weight but keep drinking alcohol or something equally dumb.

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I would hazard to argue that it’s a poor allocation of energy to attack “eating clean” as an idea. Take it to mean what it means at face value- Not eating unhealthy food all the time.

This article reads like weekday morning filler designed to agitate people rather than encourage them to think for themselves.

That poor car... What a waste.

Thanks for nothing, Fast & The Furious. Yet another fun driving car relegated to a life of sitting in a garage instead of racking up miles on the road.. How sad.

I like how he bitches about airbags. People are such idiots about airbags. Good times.