I work 3 miles from home. 20mpg all-city in either my V6 Mr2 or my 5-series. 91 octane all day, baby. ^_^

You sound like people in the 90s who bitched about paying $30k for a 4runner.. and now they're one of the most beloved trucks ever made. *shrug*

Troll harder?

Meh. Just another garage queen to be hidden away and coveted for its rarity. More options = More garage queen hoarders with "1 of 2 in this color/option package!" cars locked away in air conditioned garages.

Basically, this was instant karma for people who bring their car back for "warranty" paint problems. Do these people not have insurance of their own? File a claim with you own damn insurance company and let THEM go after the dealership. Your own insurance has big-dollar lawyers. Stop bitching on internet forums…

You haven't been in a new Kia lately, have you? I've been a Mitsubishi, Kia and Toyota tech over the last 6 years.... Toyotas were by far the more frequently fucked-up cars I worked on, both in terms of engineering quality and "how the hell did this break already!?!?" instances. "No, really. Why is this broken…

This IS Jezebel. lulz. The blog exists just to be mean.

This and this. If your shit is f***ed-up to where you can't naturally conceive, maybe Allah/God/Jeebus/Yaweh/Jehovah/Krishna/Mom/Gaia is trying to tell you something.

Well, it's time for people to come to grips with their "innate desires," then. There are 7 billion of us on this earth. Time for intelligence to override basic instinct.

Thank you.

So what we need is adoption reform. Why is it we're okay with any ol' idiot popping one out if it's their own combination of poor judgement/intoxication/stupidity that led to it.. but responsible adults have such a hard time adopting?

Can't people just adopt some of the unwanted/unloved kids that are already here on earth? is it THAT important to spawn your own? Our individual DNA isn't really worth anything.. there are f***ing 7 billion of us already.

1990 is old school. It was 24 years ago. 24 year-old anything is old when it comes to cars. This is a day and age of 7, 8 and 9-speed automatics, twin-clutch magic boxes and direct fuel injection. Anything sporting a real shift lever and quaint niceties such as "synchronisers" is old-school at this point.

People actually get naked in lockerooms? Weird.

Handegg.

Deadspin, putting spin on something? NAHHHHHHH.

The real story here is that spear-style hits should be illegal in the NFL and college football, just as they are in rugby. This photograph/screen cap is a perfect reason for it. Lead with your head on a tackle? Personal foul/automatic ejection.

In their defense, kickers are the ONLY reason that it's even quasi-reasonable to call the game "football."

What's crazy is the idea of an NFL head coach NOT watching a live play as it happens. If he was genuinely not paying attention, he ought to be shit-canned.

When a shit ticket to a game is about $100, only the mad buy tickets.