Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

Fake noose!

“that man don’t know nothing about choking. He ain’t from where I’m from.”

Moore’s generation of white people can’t die off soon enough.

Colin Kaepernick would have won at least 16 games for Jacksonville by now.

He made a stupid play after the defender obviously held/mugged him. It was a terrible non-call & Gronk did a stupid, stupid thing. I doubt any Pats fans try to explain it any other way.

If I could, I’d never leave the house.

I dunno man, what would you like us to say? Gronk did something stupid there. Not the first time for him. Hopefully Belichick chews him out (the whole team had way too many penalties today) and he doesn’t do it again.

Maybe don’t lose to Auburn and not even win your division and we’re not having this debate.

Shouldn’t that read:

Winking emojis aren’t automatically followed by a dick pic anymore?

The bio is even better.

“According to Jimmy Hyams, Currie didn’t even know that Schiano had ever coached at Penn State...”

this has nothing to do with any “moral compass” and everything to do with delusional Tennessee fans thinking A) their program is still relevant, and B) that they were going to get Jon Gruden so anyone other that Gruden would provoke outrage. The Penn State thing (thrown out of court, unsubstantiated, maybe true, maybe…

He’s getting paid. If he offered to give up his salary if Philly cut him then I might feel bad for him, but he wants to keep his 1st round salary and go to a better situation.

In the quoted letter, Jerry makes a point of how much money $200M is. I’m just making a point that while it is a lot of money in a vacuum, for NFL owners, it really isn’t a lot of money. It’s $1.25M/owner/year, or a little less than Geno Smith’s salary.

You’re a weird fucker

Yep. The last time this issue was discussed the writer did the same thing, and the commenters all pointed out that he addressed the allegations directly.

Not true, at least for me. I’d be uncomfortable condemning anyone if the only evidence of wrongdoing was second and third-hand rumors, and if the supposed sources of those accusations started directly refuting them.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.