Really? They own three branches of government and dominate state legislatures and governorships.  They are doing a heckuva job at “beating themselves.”

Whomever caught that ball isn’t the first one to know what a Jet’s butt smells like:

Probably a good thing Adam Lane Jr never caught on with a team

Oh man those fans are going to be so steamed!

He’s working ~6 days a week and making his bosses a frankly incredible amount of money, as Danny0Shea broke down above. He is definitionally underpaid

He said that was working 300 events a year, which is a pretty hefty schedule. I don’t know if you’ve ever lugged a beer tray up & down stairs at a stadium, but it’s hard work. And it isn’t like you can show up at kickoff & start working. Yes, it’s still damn good money (and better than many other jobs, not that that…

“Hey, they are just pouring beer, why do they feel so entitled to a living wage? After all, I shouldn’t have to pay $.50 more per beer, and I only make $50k/year. Why should he make more than me?”

Always remember, don’t fight to raise everyone up, fight to drag everyone down.

*Starts reading*

Jimmy Butler wants to be traded to a team that can afford a free agent like KAT. Jimmy Butler plays with KAT. Jimmy Butler is an idiot.

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

I love that those two tweets came all of three minutes apart. I’m picturing it as the “Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch” of press conferences.

“You are the biggest idiot on this thread.”

Rarely does one see a sentence that by its very posting immediately defeats its premise.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

If he was so hungry why didn’t he just eat a W?

I don’t believe you feel bad for the kid.

That’s the funny part about Trump apologists...

The issue was never just that he had sex with her. It’s that he committed adultery, tried to cover it up, arranged to bury the scandal with a payment (a campaign finance foul in addition to scuzzy politics) when it was ready to emerge shortly before the election, and has continued to try to bully her into silence.

Fucking hell we’re gonna end up with a Presidential dick pic aren’t we, that’s why he wants to text all of us personally