they may have fired him from the football team but they sure can use him in the Pilot Flying J headquarters!

Well obviously the Browns have no tolerance for shady financial dealings.

“I think the most fascinating part of this whole thing is learning just how much of a piece of shit one human being can be.”

Had a lively discussion w/ my brother about this over the weekend. He’s still convinced Mueller or some other investigation is going to find some magic “impeach” bullet that will take Trump down. I’m closer to your line of thinking i.e. that he will face zero repercussions and the best case scenario at this point is…

I still click, like a fuckin’ idiot. 

Why does Deadspin embed the league’s YouTube videos when the league’s YT doesn’t let its videos play as embeds here?

I thought we’d have to wait until morning to get the ‘shit on the dead Republican’ article. Good hustle, Paul!

The fact that it’s the current students - the staff of the paper - that put this out is so encouraging. The students who know that the fallout from the systemic rape taints their experience (and possibly their own reputations) at a school they may not have even been attending when the rapes happened, they are what is…

Michigan State alumnus here: the fact that it falls on the student paper to hold the administration accountable tells you all you need to know about the grown-ups who are currently in charge of things in East Lansing.

People like Engler are the reason why people like Larry Nassar can get away with their crimes for so long.  He clearly cares not one whit for the victims (or anything really) other than how his University is perceived in the media.  Nassar and Engler will probably be seeing a lot of each other in hell.

“But Engler wanted the issue to focus on the “positive” steps that the university has taken since the scandal first became front page news.”

The fact that Engler thought even for a second that

How are they “even”? The Marlins beaned the Braves twice, and the Braves beaned the Marlins once. Also they started it. 

“This is a very sad day for everyone in the Cowboys family. We can only hope that someday Travis will be able to ride in a car again.” - Emmitt Smith

That would be the subspecies of humanoid known as “Walmarticus Wolverinicus”. Particularly prevalent in Downriver, Macomb County, and the meth belt of central Oakland County (and the kluxxer belt of Livingston County)

Fun fact: the Cleveland Tuesday is also the fourth-dirtiest sex position named after the city of Cleveland.

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

Well played.

“What the fuck could that Jordan Peterson workshop have looked like?! What the ACTUAL fucking fuck. Fuck.”
This, but with Kermit’s voice: 

I wish he'd been friends with Jim Jones.