A second scoop of ice cream.

+1 musing

That and the day before thanksgiving being one of the busiest holidays to travel on, based upon her opinion

You’re not alone, Eric.

this is the correct response to the moron calling LaVar fucking Ball “articulate.”

What is embarrassing you thinking that PPG is the only worthwhile stat in this debate. That’s as outdated an argument as “The Cy Young goes to the pitcher with the most wins or saves, because those are clearly the metrics that best demonstrate a pitcher’s worth”. And “age 19, first game” means nothing when you’re the…

Lonzo has a shoe because his dad made one for him. And if Beverly is a nobody, why didn’t Lonzo light him up? Doesn’t say much for Lonzo, even if Beverly is an all-world defender. Lavar’s only making it worse for his son.

I don’t know, LaVar, considering you’ve used your ostensible clout to get at least one and possibly two high school coaches fired, and berated a female referee, AND yanked LaMelo out of school to “home school” him, there’s not a lot of evidence that you “discuss failures” with him so much as “throw his teammates under…

Your last sentance is the only thing you’ve said in this whole post that makes any fucking sense.

I’d say “Thanks Lavar,” but we all know he would never use a burner account.

“one of whom has very little future in the NBA, beyond the nice one he has right now”

Hi LaVar. Welcome to deadspin.

“You don’t even have your own shoe.”

Do you truly think that going 1-6 on shots with 4 assists is an impressive feat for such a hyped up first round pick guard?

If Lavar Ball and Donald Trump fucked, this comment would be their baby.

“...who wouldn’t dare to engage in a verbal match with Lavar”

This is so absolutely the wrong take about this that I can’t even put it into words.

Holy Projection Batman!

Except Lonzo can’t go at people because he isn’t quick enough off the dribble.

Right, people are “jealous” of their relationship.