The Warriors won easily without Durant. It’s more like Durant realized he was so awful as a #1 that he needed to join a 73 win team to have a chance so he could spend most of his time on his burner accounts and then show up for one game so everyone could blow him.

LeBron is Thanos. The Warriors are the Avengers, with KD being whichever one is the weakest and realizing he has to join forces with numerous other superheroes to have a chance.

Yeah, it was going so well that they were up 3-1 with a chance to go to the Finals before Durant choked and realized he was so trash he needed three other All-Stars and the league’s all time best regular season team to carry him to a title so he could pretend he wasn’t an insecure little child. Maybe you should log on…

I forgot the Heat won a league record number of games and made the Finals with three All-Stars and a top Sixth Man before LeBron showed up. Oh, wait. That didn’t happen. You’re just a fucking idiot.

Durant is a gigantic pussy. Even if the Warriors fans, alongside the rest of the team, weren’t gigantic assclowns, looking at this smug douche get bailed out by three other All-Stars after he logs off his eighth burner account is enough to want to Warriors to fall into the bay.

I’m pretty sure Shaq talking is a perfect message about caring for your brain.

When did the Patriots and Cowboys start basketball teams?

The Yankees and Red Sox started basketball teams?

First Chris Paul and now this. The universe seems determined to give us a Finals matchup with the two most intolerable fanbases possible.

Burneko is the worst writer on here. Maybe Nick Martin.

If the Warriors win Game 6, the headline will be “The Warriors Are Unstoppable”

“A lot of the Warriors have three rings already.”

Good thing they only need to win two games in a row

Nice thought, but I don’t think it could emphasized enough how much this is never going to happen. Those kids want to be successful and the vast majority of them are going to go to the best programs in the country in order to get the best shot at going to the NFL. Let’s look at the top 20 or so programs over the last…

Shawn Cooke, who has never accomplished anything in his life aside from bad, edgy takes so he can feel contrarian and smart, can fuck right off.

Lol you’re a moron.

“Going to a team that hadn’t won a title in five years is totally the same as joining a team that had made two straight Finals, winning one of them, and just won the most games in NBA history.”

- total fucking morons

If the NBA nixed the Chris Paul to Lakers deal, I’m pretty sure they would fold the league before allowing that to happen. Holy shit, can you imagine that team?

Does not telling a joke about it resurrect them?

“There are plenty of dudes in the NBA who will sulk and loaf and whine when they personally aren’t performing well, and Russ has never been one of them!”