I am considering the prospectus that Stephen A only appears on television to present to femalehood the prodigiousness of his extremities, and things of that nature.

Marrone’s lukewarm endorsement sounds very similar to the amount of enthusiasm most residents of Jacksonville have towards their city.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

Trust me dude, all this stuff leaked a year ago and NO ONE liked what they heard. I was in denial the leaks were true for the longest time but more and more they got confirmed. It is basically bad fan fiction at this point, but at the end of the day no one cares cause of the action, the special effects, and the fact…

At one point book readers (I am one such nerd) were worried that this show was spoiling the books for us in the absence of the next book, which is pretty laughable now.

The EPA under Trump may be rolling back regulations left and right, but I’ll bet it extends endangered species protection to black Trump supporters. Along with “people who non-hate-watch cable news yakking quadrant shows.”

Eaves is running for mayor, is a former Fulbright scholar, and generally seems to have a good reputation among local progressives (though if I’ve missed something, let me know!) Now, I might give the Johns Creek (wealthy, exurban, white) police the side-eye, though.

“one of Deadspin’s greatest assets” is not the compliment you think it is 

Hey I’m Samer Kalaf and I’m only going to publish the comments that boost my self esteem and I’m going to ignore the ones that recognize the fact that I’m a pitiful opportunist sports blogger who’s sports illiterate.

Sew these people together forever. Jesus, this is the shittiest part of the internet. Dumbasses, racists, MRAs that didn’t know it yet, and purposeful shitheads finally got the chance to get together and echoblow each other into a morass of awfulness that sinks intelligence, real conversation, and ultimately lowers…

That’s a long article for some terrible, yet almost completely inconsequential people.

I read this the whole way through, and I felt like the monitor was sapping my brain waves like that thing the Riddler used in Batman Forever.

“I never thought a sports site would write articles calling Trump supporters neo-Nazis, that’s a new low shame on @barstoolsports”

This beef between Samer vs Barstool fuedmight be the most entertaining “no, MY irrelevant humor as a sports site is the better form of humor!” beef in modern internet times.

I remember when Deadspin was also a growing company with a loyal fanbase.

Not to mention writing a blog about an argument between two bloggers may be the lowest form of internet that can be produced

Saying that Barstool was built on smut blogs when Deadspin was built on dick picks and more or less smut is kind of hypocritical. That being said I’m a fan of both

Go easy on Billy. I’m sure he’s tired from constantly moving goalposts.

“MLS is bad because it’s structured to avoid financial collapse that befall clubs in Europe and isn’t designed to push power and wealth to the very top clubs.

It’s been fun scrolling down to the comments to check out people trashing Billy, but I just can’t click on these shit articles anymore.