Of course, somebody said that’s the case, therefore it is.

With all the injuries this year, I think Bobby Bonilla has a strong case for team MVP.

That means that he’s spry and can plan a daring nighttime robbery with his similarly youthful bros of Robert Kraft’s executive offices.

I myself would love to see him beat to crap by a hungry top contender about his age who already has 30 or so professional fights unconcerned with lengthening the spectacle.

It’s reached the critical mass where a number of people have done the cost-benefit analysis just to watch the fucking thing and have a semblance of recognition concerning what co-workers/endless posts will be talking about?

The Condensed NFL Rule Book, 2021

Let’s split the difference, every blogger only gets one idea, but a limitless number of posts (the Hamilton Nolan origin story)

I’m about their age, so LET came out when I was in college. It was hypnotic, smooth, and effortless from start to finish: no skits, no throwaways, no track that went on a second longer than it needed to. That sort of genius only infects a few albums that would be in my five desert island discs: Innervisions, Our…

Maybe it’s literal, like somebody interned in her basement.

“That youngster?”— corpse of Strom Thurmond

The Trump Administration’s attorney responds: of COURSE it’s unconstitutional and discriminatory, why are we even FIGHTING

Just tell anybody stupid enough to be interested in this that the lady from Stranger Things is in the original and to go see that instead.

I’ll never forget when Sting’s Russians won it in 1986 or some shit.

Is the answer Rakim? Because I really feel the answer should be Rakim.

The Great White Hype had more believable (and likable) characters and was at least funny at times, this was more of a “are you a person I can completely write off by taking this seriously” litmus test.

It’s no Electric Youth

If Downey, Jr. was going to be involved in a Raymond Burr-related reboot, I thought it would be Iron Side

It confirms Rob Paulsen as an amazing voice actor: doing The Terror as a side voice in addition to his regular role as Arthur.

I always loved one of Edlund’s contribution to the Venture Brothers: re-imagining Scooby-Doo’s Mystery Gang as Patty Hearst, Ted Bundy, Valerie Solanas, and David Berkowitz (with his talking dog). I also think Jackson Publick wrote a few episodes of The Tick animated series as a young man.

I liked the cartoon Terror, who once punched Teddy Roosevelt. He’s spry and crazy for a 120-year-old, and sounds like an understandable Donald Duck with emphysema.