Text still isn’t big enough. You fail at shilling.

I want to see the proof that he's refusing his salary. There's no way that cheap, broke ass cheat is passing up $400,000 a year. 

Cue the endorsement deals! Is there a company called Fat Fuck Polo Shirts?

It looks low rent compared to most Nissans. 

... which will maybe make your company re-evaluate sending you on all those flights, which is the point. I don’t know about your job, but at mine a lot of the flying people do is for purposes that could pretty easily be done over videoconferencing.

A speedo is very different than this.

Do you know this? Yes.

Are you making a slippery slope fallacy to cover up your racist/sexist comment? Big yes. 

Yeah. My first thought was Steve Bannon.

But I mean, the sleazier and scuzzier point kinda puts him more on message right?

Love it.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Chernobyl looks to be a fairly pleasant place. - Cleveland.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

He’ll be burying zombie bones around Winterfell for the next 5 years.

How to spot a problem from a mile away 101: This logo on literally anything. 

Someday in the (hopefully) not-to-distant future, we’ll all look back on the shameful days when display screens bore zero design harmony with the rest of the dash.

The monuments, statues and icons are a historical fact. And whether you like them, disagree with them or are on a zealous mission, there is no valid excuse for depriving the next generation of them in order to rewrite or sanitize what actually was

You didn’t attend her funeral? So as you say this was a women who you knew since you were toddlers. I assume that means you were pretty good friends. Instead of being there for those two children when they probably need people the most you got on your high horse and road away.

If you have to lie about why you canceled your event, then have your state-run media lie about why you canceled your event, you might just have to admit you’re the kid in class who’ll never have anyone come to his birthday party.

Trump’s put more thought into his own pending pardon than in Alice Johnson’s.

Because the things he makes are crap.

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