Still more likely to pass for human than Elon.

It’s honestly pretty amazing we can be this far into a pandemic (let along whatever general education people get along the way through their life) and people like you still don’t have the first clue what vaccinations actually do and somehow think they create some kindof magical force field or something.

I can only…

What money does Gen Z have to invest? Jim Cramer really should shut the fuck up about college loans.

He created? Have you always been a fucking moron or did you forget the /s tag?

Your binary thinking should make your eyes roll back hard.

Yeah Joe Biden shouldn’t have turned up the “gas prices go up” knob in the oval office....

Text still isn’t big enough. You fail at shilling.

I want to see the proof that he's refusing his salary. There's no way that cheap, broke ass cheat is passing up $400,000 a year. 

Cue the endorsement deals! Is there a company called Fat Fuck Polo Shirts?

Speaking of proving oneself uneducated.

It looks low rent compared to most Nissans. 

... which will maybe make your company re-evaluate sending you on all those flights, which is the point. I don’t know about your job, but at mine a lot of the flying people do is for purposes that could pretty easily be done over videoconferencing.

But let’s just keep going along with the lie that both sides are basically the same, because Progressives definitely rally around mock mass shooting videos of their political opponents, right? Er, wait, maybe not. This is some fucked up shit, and it’s not cool.

I hope he gets run over by a recycling truck. A recycling truck driven by an immigrant. An immigrant chatting on his Obamaphone. Chatting on his Obamaphone about how he just hit a man in a cunty bowtie.

What Trump is doing is revoking states’ rights. If Californians disagree with how their chosen representatives do something they can vote new people in to change things.

theres that good old "if I say liberty over and over I win and that's just logic" thinking at work! 

There are football/baseball teams that need catchers this good.

I just love Small Government™ Republicans and their support of Personal Freedoms®.

As opposed to 73 year old, multiple bankrupt con artist president? Yep, age = wisdom.