Well he did call Facebook users stupid Moth** Fuc***s so it makes sense and removes the hypocritical aspect somewhat.

It should be even more depressing knowing the British Royal Family aren’t even British, but rather German.

I wouldn’t say his breakfast was compromised, I would have to take it a few steps further buy also adding more to your question - Also Peed on whatever he had for lunch and again at dinner time...for three days straight. Then the bitterness would fit the narrative. Lol

You give too much credit to the cops. If nobody within a 100 mile radius has ever seen or heard of it, they aren’t going to exert any more effort into it. They could care less really. As long as there’s crime being committed, they’re content.