Same deal at Cedar Point on the 1st. Between the issues at Carowinds, Twister shredding tires, Millenium Force getting struck by lightning, iffy weather, and the expectation of a busy weekend the place was a ghost town. Rode Iron Dragon three times in under an hour. Good times.

Didn’t even know this was a thing. 

This latest shooting by Minneapolis police happened ONE BLOCK FROM WHERE I LIVE. This was NOT a situation like Amir Locke—-who in 9 SECONDS from knocking on the door was shot, when Locke appeared to barely have awakened from sleep.

Yep, you can no longer have a different of opinion on certain topics because other Dems will label you a republican. Apparently its an all or nothing group now. I’m pro-life/dem but I got kicked out years ago because even though I vote straight dem because of my belief I wasn’t good enough. Now I vote GOP because of…

So... a guy who doesn’t even work for Blizzard anymore, goes on a right-wing Discord and post some stuff Kotaku writers don’t agree with. Quick, write a story with the Blizzard logo as the main image.

Yeah! I played Zombie Royale a bit more last night. I’m getting better at being a zombie lol. Sometimes I’m just too impatient with attacking. 

Honestly, not having him randomly roll up on his tricycle was a missed opportunity. Lol that would be so creepy. 

I think one of them at Chuck E Cheese near me as a kid had a hammer for a little while. They were called Wacky Gator.

This was a ton of fun, and the voice work made it all that much better.

“I’M GONNA GET YOU!”
“NOW I’M REALLY ANGRY!”
“Ow. ow. ow ow. ow.”

Allow Agent K to tell you why true numbers not be forthcoming:

I just know that my brain saw a pixelated topless lady. I looked away and back again, same thing.

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

The undisputed king of Gran Turismo 2. 

Traditionally, a rat.

All I know is I had the same ancient, well-honed viewing history (from needless hours of searching for soming NOT BAD to watch) and one New Year’s Eve with Katt Williams fucked it all up.

My review made it into a Kotaku story! My 15 minutes are HERE! AMA, Baby! /S

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Fun facts: the Germans developed a magnetically detonated mine that did catastrophic damage to ships; it lay on the harbor bottom and fired when a ship passed over, literally breaking the ship in half. American physicist John D. Kraus (1910-2004) suggested a countermeasure; he could measure the magnetic signature of…