oh thank god

I mean...you don’t. It’s actually rare a driver update is needed to take away obvious visual glitches for this game. Usually they just offer minor performance improvements on a few new select games, and the majority of other PC games don’t get any noteworthy utility from those updates.

Hate? The headline was very clear: Epic Games Store will block your account if you buy too many games... because the Epic Games Store has been blocking accounts for buying too many games.

It's called "news". It's silly to choose to interpret it as hate. 

What hate is in that headline? As the article says, their is a massive sale on at Epic and could potentially get a ton of people get their accounts blocked if they buy a certain number of games. It’s better to warn people about that issue with reporting like this.

Just killing Account B with Xbox wasn’t an option? It sounds like there was precious little to keep there. Then when you play an EA game on Xbox would appear unlinked.

Just the leveling system seems weird. It stresses me out. I play Animal Crossing (briefly) to unwind, not feel like my unwinding needs to contribute to something.