Cheney is in a room with Don, Don Jr, and Eric Trump. When Trump gives the order to shoot Cheney, Eric shoots Don Jr. “Wrong Don, Dumbass,” Cheney yells. Donald panics as he realizes he’s been outsmarted and double crossed. He’s shot in the back as he waddles toward the door.

He is waterboarded to death. Trump gives his eulogy. Lynne Cheney, fed up, shoots Trump, wounding him only but putting him in a coma he won’t wake up from. While she’s in jail, Donj and Eric come up with a scheme to get arrested and join her in a women’s prison for revenge. Both are immediately discovered and put in…

I guess they can change the name to Inmate Immunotherapies.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Totally read that as “Pirates of the Caribbean”

“Leaving the gun in the stall” sounds like a euphemism for erectile dysfunction.

Ivanka’s portfolio is 9 inches by 12 inches, bound with Moroccan leather, embossed with her initials in 24-karat gold, and contains a pad of ruled note paper.

It’s ridiculous. Leia in space is awesome.

Ok.

Yeah, Uzbekistan isn’t part of the conventional definition, though I’d argue it was a deeply integrated part of the Islamic world prior to the Russian expansion into Central Asia. Bukhara, Samarqand, Khiva, Urgench, all important cities in greater Persia and major players in Islamic learning and sciences.

I personally take offense at the fact that the “bad” part of the map’s name ends with ‘istan’ implying middle-eastern* = bad, wouldn’t it be more appropriate to name it something like “United State of Moronica” or somesuch?

“Reagan didn’t dodge a bullet”

Amazing. Even in this supposedly flattering portrait, I can still tell that his daughters fucking hate him.

No shame in your game. Or Ted’s.

People disagree with me but I think AC/DC perfectly compliments the black and white imagery of Schindler’s List.

Um. Ok. So. Lots to unpack here.

That’s how the GOP thinks science works.

They should build this border fence out of her emails since nobody can get over them.

Every BLM march seems to end with cops shooting folks with something or other. Coincidence I’m sure. Why don’t a couple hundred cops show up in riot gear at this KKK rally and see if they don’t find some violence being incited that they can maybe try to suppress?

No thanks. I’ll continue to voice my (just-as-valid-as-your) opinion, and boycott shitty airlines whenever I can. That’s how you do it. We can’t call the company and direct them to make changes, but we can call and let them know we’re not buying their tickets until they do. That’s how I adult. You can stick with your…