The “before they hung up in my face" line was my favorite, personally. 

Uh, I'm just gonna say it; this article is pretty much worthless clickbait.

Stars for both y’all!

Wholeheartedly agreed upon, sir (or ma’am)! Stupid indeed....

400-800 mg of IBUPROFEN. Will help anyone come out of the worst sessions, even couch-lock, so severe, you swear you’re astrally projectng straight through the living room floor.

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Politicians make bad decisions, sure, but I can only imagine the choices Mr. Drumpf will unleash upon on us.

Charming...

My quarterly man-quest: Fast-roping into the nearest Sephora, liberating the biggest bottle of Dior Fahrenheit, and commandeering as many samples as my fatigues can hold. I then pay the warlords off and stealthily slink into the night, or to Sbarro's... Sepher Guy!

I'm thinking "Hello Clitty" might be a more appropriate name for the masturbator mentioned above...

Im coming, Michael...

swim saw what they did there...

I want to pee too! This is fleshbot, no?

Summarily hearted... Side note, I need to stop spending my nights in sweaty LA afterhours, and start devoting more time getting my cogent on with people like yourself...

I agree 100% with WhatsTheWord. "Tokenism only happens when you write a character "as an X", rather than make a character who happens to be X. Does that make any sense?" This line in particular sticks with me in regard to Lena's response to criticism of her work. I am a straight male and I really enjoy Girls, though…

Wine post inspires zero wine comments, I love it! To those seeking the tastiest of beers, I especially look out for any by Unibroue, but I especially look out for their Maudite Ale, if there is a tastier brew on the planet, God must be keeping for shimself…

If I may correct you, Sarah's catchphrase is actually "also, to!"

"But first, Err, we are going to visit the awesome power of the Quad Glaser upon this pathetic excuse of a comment engine. Prepare to enter the eternal rectum of oblivian, image posting api!"

"Err, look at these pathetic humans trying to scare themselves, we must assemble the Quad Glaser and remind them of our awesome power once again..."

Does your "hot button" look like this? Is it attached to the palm of your hand? I recommend putting it away in a drawer, it'll keep you or anyone else from pushing it so often...