I live in Pittsburgh. You are a liar.

I’m fine with Crosby getting the award - he’s the leader of this team and his team won. But Kessel led this team in points. Kessel’s HBK line was the secret sauce that the Penguins were missing since 2009. It’s important to remember that the NHL writers choose the Conn Smythe winner, not the League. I’m sure a number…

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Clean out the Mousecages, Harry, and carry the urine Specimens upstairs.