The problem is you didn't help me explain to children or to anyone else the cake incident. And yes I call it that because I don't care if they're gay or straight or black or white or whatever else. Two people celebrating a job offer - or anything but a wedding - with a cake smash kiss - is absurdity and I need…

But, Tim, what do I say when my seven year old asks me why the liberal thought police is trying to force Michael Sam down America's collective throat when he had an underwhelming combine and racked up the bulk of his numbers during three games in his final season at Missouri? My seven year old, by the way, is Rush…

Relax, this is literally all of HamNo's posts, he's like the Slate.com infiltrator of Gawker.

It's cute that you want to suggest a list of almost 10 different apps I need to switch to from my 1 app.

I hate when these articles just end. I feel like 40% of the "interview" was clipped. Was this a word count issue or literally nothing else there?

Believe me, all you're missing is Thom Brennaman. Tom did us all a favor.

Are you the fat R.E.M.F. second from right?

Speaking as a Marine with combat experience: Bullshit. There's also such a thing as situational awareness. If the cop thought shoving this chick into a bench was what he had to do to "protect his brothers," that is a horrific failure of training. I'd hate to see how he reacts to actual danger.

Dude-any time you have to bust out your war stories or pics of you wearing the uniform to support your position you've lost the argument. Love, OEF/OIF vet

Cops are not military. COPS ARE NOT MILITARY. Any cops reading this need to get that through their thick, violent heads.

Doesn't matter, the onus of proof isn't on her, it's on them. They need to have a reason to do something like that, there was no visible reason. You can't just assume someone is going to attack a cop because of the general direction they are walking. On the other hand, if an officer is going to cross check you with a…

How about "Redskins?"

It's nice to see something nice happen to the young kid sitting center court in row 15.

Take a look at your OU diploma. Note that the actual name of our school is "The Ohio University." Ohio State (née Ohio Agricultural & Manufacturing) came along 66 years later, etc etc.

great fact-based rebuttal of his points, you've won me over

Ugh, how I hate the word "coeds."

Ok, would "The regulatory equivalent of intentionally vomiting on someone's child" be a more apt description? That's pretty recent, right?

No, it's "a poor craftsman blames his tools". A good craftsman doesn't blame anything, because he wins speed skating races.