Did you forget you aren't on Jezebel anymore?

Don't forget Born to be Wild. You can't show a motorcycle without hearing that overplayed abortion of a song.

Relevant - The Onion on "Bad to the Bone" in 1997:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bad-t…

What if the snow was white?

This weather is classless, ignorant, and a flat-out thug.

I suspect both of these maps would look much different if "the meteor" was presented as a third option.

You realize your argument began and ended with an insult to the person you were replying to, right? How in the world did you think anything good or worthwhile was going to come of that? On a pragmatic level, you're not going to have any kind of positive response from calling someone a crap photographer. On a…

I don't find any of these changes offensive at all. Actually, it's sort of offensive that Jezebel was so convinced Lena couldn't actually look that good without heavy photoshopping.

Actually and hilariously she did, Jez fucked that one up too

This is exactly my thoughts. It's as if someone saw the Vogue pics and declared, "She could NOT have looked this good in the originals. No way in hell. You know what she looks like, right?" Everyone nodded in agreement that yes, Lena is truly so ugly that they must have done so much editing to make her look this good.

They clearly assumed that Vogue would photoshop the shit out of Lena Dunham's body. Which makes me want to smack everyone at Gawker Media. I'm not a fan of Dunham's, but she's clearly a beautiful woman, and the fact that she was treated as such a horrible, ugly troll that they would pay $10,000 - ten thousand! - for…

Looks like they did a pretty simple edit job. I've done more retouching on basic portrait work.

Jezebel has gotten mean and petty lately, and so have a lot of Jezebel commenters who fancy themselves above the the fray. The thread on how much better some commenters' writing is than the writer's of Jez, was just so...misguided and petty.

It also looks like Dunham and Driver were pasted into an intersection in front of Manhattan's Flatiron building. A shot we received shows her in a similar pose on his shoulders — but not in the same location. Doesn't matter — Vogue puts you where it wants you to be!

Well, well. That backfired, didn't it? With the exception of the pigeon and some mild fixings on the dresses, not much else happened.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

You're confusing/conflating issues here. You're dealing with the standards of probable cause and proof beyond a reasonable doubt as they relate to a trier of fact. I'm talking about the processes that occur before a case gets that far.

What the hell is going on with OU? They were in contention for a spot in the MAC title game just a couple weeks ago, but have lost their last 2 games by a combined score of 93-13

"Your speaking skills" is what you meant.

St. Louis and Cincinnati are among the smallest markets and are either perennial contenders or shaping up to be in the future. Tampa is always right there. Oakland was a playoff team. Baltimore was a playoff team. Boston, NYM, Miami, LAD, LAA, Philly, both Chicago teams, and Houston missed the playoffs and are all…