Clearing, the inmates are running the prison now ...

But this ain’t a typical road rage scenario (nearly killing someone). Most road rage incidents start due to something stupid - car going too slow; car getting cut off; car sitting at a light; fender-bender due to not paying attention ...

Yeah, just a dummy decision. Security/monitoring borders on the extreme in major Chinese cities - surveillance is second nature to the populace.

Arguably the worst Masters 1000 draw in many years. Crazy that the top 5 guys coming into 2017 (Murray, Nole, Kei, Raonic, Stan) have been all sidelined since the summer. And with Rafa throwing in the towel and Fed skipping the event, I’m sure the Paris fans paying top Euro were ecstatic to see how things worked out.…

Jeez, even for Deadspin standard, hyperbole much?

Folks used to say “sample size” when describing Kershaw’s postseason failures. But it’s pretty clear ... the guy just chokes during the most stressful/pressure-filled situations. Giving up a 4-0 lead in a pivotal Game 5, and then giving up a 7-4 lead in the same game (the team doing everything they can to back him…

Very consistent outing from Yu. Five outs in Game 3, five outs in Game 7. Should be more than enough for that $150 million contract is looking for in the offseason. Also nice to see Cody Bellinger (as clutch as he’s been in certain games) going for his 3rd golden sombrero in seven games.

How else are they supposed to dry?

Yi started more NBA games by far (163) than Oden even played (105) so he’s got that going for him.

Commercial real estate disruption = add bean bag chairs, a keg, and a foosball table.

Easy settlement $.

Where’s the Deadspin staple “Kyrgios is soooo good though ...” article. Fifth default/withdrawal of the year.

That paperclip though ... totally understand the rage.

Use boxing as a proxy, not too many fans gravitate toward featherweights but once you get to the 130-lb+ range, the fighters begin to hit everyone’s radar. Some of the most famous/popular boxers who start light eventually bump up 2-3-4 weight classes and gain much more notoriety ... something Mighty Mouse cannot do.…

Dem’s just jokes, man.

Cool, I usually don’t answer calls from random phone numbers, least of all international ones.

Most, if not all, of them have convinced themselves that people kill people (not guns) - so I’m sure they all sleep well at night.

I recall in the Sandy Hook shootings, a 7-year-old girl survived (everyone else in her class was killed) because she pretended she was dead. So not sure how in the world we can prepare kids for something like this ... but maybe there’s a potential lesson.

I’m more pissed about a 900-pound Harley my neighbor insists on cranking at 7am every Saturday/Sunday morning for his “cruise.” Does it wake everyone within a 1/2 mile radius up? Yup. I’ll take a dormant WWII tank any day.

In other news, I knelt down to tie my shoelaces this morning.