It’s weird to think of a CD player as an Easter Egg, but I guess it kind of is now.

I expected the Hellcat to have 666 hp, just over the GT500's 662, and somewhat fitting for the Hellcat name. But I guess they just said fuck it and went all out rather than handicapping themselves for a joke.

Not going to lie—I thought it’s another China copy before reading the article.

But still less than a Demon. Hellcat’s old news and second fiddle these days.

My reading of that situation was that it was all consensual and he supported her and the child financially along with the money he was paying her for her maid work. Not saying it couldn’t have been a skeevy power imbalance thing, it just seems odd that at the time (when a powerful man basically could get away with…

Last Action Hero is a great movie! How dare you sir!

When’s Last Action Hero 2 coming out?

As amusing as all of this. when are we going to get the tires necessary to make use of these cars? Burnouts are kinds fun once or twice, but you don’t need 700+ hp to do one. We need the tires that are up to the task of launching these cars.

If you guys ever have any Ford swag you no longer want... I’d take it and pay shipping.

Other alternatives:

Kristen mad.

“you are the audience” ... no they’re the press. Different thing. I realize the line has blurred in the last decade or two.

I clap buddy...I clap.

I’m always jealous when I’m on a plane and it lands and we’re not killed and then people clap.

Those people are probably the same morons who clap at the end of a movie.

Clapping during Star Wars, Tesla announcements, or any tech events must stop for reals.

Insert: Bender “Neat!”

yeah those Mormons just do nothing for traction

Wow.

Dang.. and here I was thinking I was losing weight.