You know how you can make tunnels more memorable? Name them after porn stars. I guarantee that, not only will name recognition go up, but interest in the back story as well.

I’d be ok with going through Cobie Smulders tunnel

My favorite are the interchanges dedicated to fallen highway patrolmen. I can’t think of a worse dedication to someone than naming a graffiti-covered LA freeway section after someone.

Tell people what they want to hear, then do whatever you want. It sucks.

Drain the swamp...into the streets.

At this point, he’s stocking the swamp with more alligators.

Someone doesn’t understand the meaning of “drain the swamp.”

can’t cross...a golf course

Nice price or crack pipe for the Jeep, I wonder?

The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.

Fuck the Second, I’ve got a couple cords of rope in my closet.

I want to punch the radio every time that comes on.

Single worst to me in the Metro Detroit area is Summit Place Kia radio ads. I change the radio station upon hearing it, my brain also refuses to remember any part of that annoyance.

ALL OF THEM

Yes. But you could also walk outside and a wet-nosed dog will snot up your hand.

ah yes, because as we move forward people will be using their “cell phones” on the internet less, not more. Idiot.

We should do that.

This is why some countries have already added “free and unhindered internet” to their national bill of rights. Seemed a bit silly then, but now...

If by awful, you mean I would give up my left testicle to drive one. Then yes, I agree 100%. Great article.